The left side of my plate would have a gorgeous Island’s KILAUEA burger with a veggie patty on a sweet whole wheat bun because I'm vegtarian, am Asian, and I'm awesome. Sitting pretty right next to it, would be some killer Islands melted cheese fries and onions rings. I’d pay the extra $1.75 to add extra side. Their sides are bottomless anyways. I would eat this everyday for the rest of my life and still be a small size 2 and rock little kid sized jerseys because Asian girls can EAT without consequence, all thanks to speedy fast metabolisms-I'm talking FAST, faster than Jim Brown and Chris Johnson...already in the end zone baby.
At the risk of sounding a bit cheesy like a bag of Cheetos, at the end of our Islands dinner date and skateboarding session, aside from Justin Timberlake, Channing Tatum, and ESPN’s Around the Horn’s Tony Reali...Although let me just say that Reali is at the top of my list because nothings hotter than a hot college educated man who runs his own sports show... Reali is at the top of my list but he isn’t my number one pick. I’m taking Reali’s future replacement, the next ESPN Around the Horn's host, my boyfriend Mr. R.C.C. himself to bed. =)
I would chuck more than just a rock at the following people, but we’ll stick to the good old rock for now: Al Davis, Jerry Jones, any Boston Celtic and Utah Jazz and their fans, A Rod, Derek Jeter, might as well throw the whole Yankee team while we’re at it, Joe Mauer because I’m sick of hearing about him lately, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ owner Malcolm Glazer!!! Glazer would be the first person I’d chuck a rock HARD at because he is the reason behind the end of my hero’s football career-How dare he release Warrick Dunn!!! A year later, I’m still bitter about it. Yes, I know. Anyways, you can pick the order of targets after Glazer's out.
